Anita Max Win Tee

For the fully cooked bankroll philosophers who are one max win away from fixing every problem they personally created.

This tee is for the bonus-buy sickos, last-spin liars, depo demons, and group chat economists who see one clip and suddenly believe the balance can be resurrected. Rent is pending, sleep is optional, the withdrawal button is decorative, and Anita is apparently the entire financial plan.

Cartoon-style front graphic. Max win delusion. Zero exit strategy.

Wear it when the depo clears and common sense leaves the room.

-Lord Degenerate

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean